I’m not really the type to dislike anyone; I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. I’m actually quite a positive, cheerful and bubbly personality...Yea, you’re right…Who am I kidding? Let’s face it. I’m a realist on the verge of pessimism. One of the reasons I can say this is because while most of you out there find kittens or cats cuddly and cute, I find them evil.
I hate cats. Unfortunately, I live in a very cat-friendly neighborhood. So everyday when I leave my apartment, when I come home to my apartment or even if I look out the window in my apartment, I see them. I will go so far as to say that my complex is infested with cats. I’ve seen at least FIVE different cats around here. That’s ten too many.
Those creatures always stare at you like they’re trying to suck the soul right out of your eyes. They’re so arrogant too. Once, I found a cat sitting on top of my car. Instead of saying something simple like “shoo,” I decided it’d be better to hit the panic button on the key to my car to scare it away. Well, the cat jumped off the car for sure, but it was glaring at me afterward. I’m sure this cat was thinking, “You b****. You stole my spot.” To which I replied in thought, “Well, you know if you want to pay me 20K for my new car, feel free to sit and scratch my car all you want.” By the way, if I can talk to cats via ESP then I’m sure there’s some sort of cat-talk to English translation system too.
Examples of evil cats: Lucifer from Cinderella, those Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp, Shere Khan from the Jungle Book, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh (Okay, maybe he’s not evil, but let’s face it, he takes ecstasy, and that’s not “good.”), and finally, Scar from The Lion King.
I think I just realized why I hate cats so much. Maybe cats aren’t evil; maybe they’ve been depicted as evil in the media so people believe that cats are evil. Maybe that’s why Tom & Jerry is considered such a classic show. People enjoy watching that cat get tortured over and over. Cats aren’t evil. Humans are the ones that make up the bad image, cause the hatred, justify the revenge and hold the grudge. Cats are just the victims. Humans are evil.
…but I still don’t like cats.
I hate cats. Unfortunately, I live in a very cat-friendly neighborhood. So everyday when I leave my apartment, when I come home to my apartment or even if I look out the window in my apartment, I see them. I will go so far as to say that my complex is infested with cats. I’ve seen at least FIVE different cats around here. That’s ten too many.
Those creatures always stare at you like they’re trying to suck the soul right out of your eyes. They’re so arrogant too. Once, I found a cat sitting on top of my car. Instead of saying something simple like “shoo,” I decided it’d be better to hit the panic button on the key to my car to scare it away. Well, the cat jumped off the car for sure, but it was glaring at me afterward. I’m sure this cat was thinking, “You b****. You stole my spot.” To which I replied in thought, “Well, you know if you want to pay me 20K for my new car, feel free to sit and scratch my car all you want.” By the way, if I can talk to cats via ESP then I’m sure there’s some sort of cat-talk to English translation system too.
Examples of evil cats: Lucifer from Cinderella, those Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp, Shere Khan from the Jungle Book, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh (Okay, maybe he’s not evil, but let’s face it, he takes ecstasy, and that’s not “good.”), and finally, Scar from The Lion King.
I think I just realized why I hate cats so much. Maybe cats aren’t evil; maybe they’ve been depicted as evil in the media so people believe that cats are evil. Maybe that’s why Tom & Jerry is considered such a classic show. People enjoy watching that cat get tortured over and over. Cats aren’t evil. Humans are the ones that make up the bad image, cause the hatred, justify the revenge and hold the grudge. Cats are just the victims. Humans are evil.
…but I still don’t like cats.
I love it.
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